Metroid Zero Mission (GBA) – End0red!

‘Tis ended! Mecha-Ridley is a rusty bag of nuts and bolts. The expected Predator moment (Get to da Choppa!) happened and I had a short amount of time to leg it. The lack of access to a save point worried me a little, but as it happens I escaped with over a minute left on

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Metroid Zero Mission (GBA)

Gnaargh! Another boss! Mecha Ridley is a dirty great thing that takes up half of the screen and has a vulnerable spot about zero pixels across which is only vulnerable to missiles and is two high to hit from a standing start. So, you have to hop in the air and hit it with a

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Metroid Zero Mission (GBA)

Well, after an annoying but mercifully short stealth section, I now have FULL POWAZ! And I spent the first fifteen minutes or so revisiting all the annoying bits that’s driven me nuts for the past forty five minutes and blown the bejeebers out of the Space Pirates there. So, it’s now back to the surface

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Metroid Zero Mission (GBA)

Did I mention I detest stealth games? And that I have a special loathing for stealth in a game which doesn’t really need it? People buying Metroid games are buying them because they expect a lot of running around blowing stuff up. They don’t expect to be buying a hiding simulator. Seethe.

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Metroid Zero Mission (GBA)

MOTHER BRAIN DEFEAT0RED! About two seconds after I sent a spleen venting email to DeKay, I gave it another go and turned that doggone brain into spongey morsels. Immediately following this is a rather tense dash up a vertical arrangment of collapsing platforms. This latter is done against the clock with much booming and shaking

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Metroid Zero Mission (GBA)

NeYaaaaargh! Mother Brain is a dirty great pulsating GIT. If I’m not being knocked into the lava I’m being flattened by her Gaze Of Death. I suspect I’m not using the screw attack to best advantage. FAIL. Must Try Harder.

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Metroid Zero Mission

Mother Brain Found! Mother Brain ripped my spine out through my arse. Gah. I’m going to have to try a different strategy. Wonder if there’s a way to take out those irritating stingy polo-fruit type things. Or the cannons. Or the lava. The giant pulsating brain I can handle – it’s all the ancillary wierdness

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Lunar Jetman for Macintosh

This is the Macintosh port of Andy Noble’s Lunar Jetman remake. It requires OS X. This game is completely free but please don’t cover mount it without permission. Download Here. Incidentally – I’m skint. Please consider making a donation of 5USD using the button below. You don’t have to, but it would help towards bandwidth

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Jetset Willy for Macintosh

This is a Macintosh port of Andy Noble’s magnificent remake of Jetset Willy. This game is completely free, but please don’t cover mount it without permission. Requires OS X. Download Here. Incidentally – I’m skint. Please consider making a donation of 5USD using the button below. You don’t have to, but it would help towards

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