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The Tube / March 10, 2007 / John / 3
I don’t know where to start. I really don’t. I think I need to make an assumption, really. If you watched Shaun of the Dead and thought that (a) it was really stupid and (b) that that was a bad thing, then you’re not going to enjoy Hot Fuzz. It’s another ACEBEST stupid-fest by Simon
Completed Games, Game Diary / March 10, 2007 / John / 0
w00+! Aria of Sorrow is c0mplet0r1z0red! (or something). Not as substantial as Harmony of Dissonance, but still an awesome game. The end of game boss was so easy he practically beat himself, but by that time I was too knackered to deal with a hard boss anyway – the guy (no spoilers, please, we’re British)
Game Diary / March 9, 2007 / John / 0
Bad guy defeat0red! Except he’s not really the bad guy – the bad guy is…… someone else! So, now I need to go off and find Chaos and give him/her/it a good slapping down. Trouble is, I don’t think Mr Belmont is going to be happy with me and I know he’s around there somewhere.
Game Diary / March 9, 2007 / John / 0
Urg! Balore == defeatored! His appearance (i.e. AFTER the boss bat) is pretty funny in a campy B-Movie kind of way, but he doesn’t really put up that much of a fight. So, I can now turn into a bat and have a bag stuffed full of ridiculously powerful swords. So – two books collected,
Game Diary / March 8, 2007 / John / 0
 Three things. 1. Legion == defeatorated. 2. 72.6% of the map is explored. 3. Now that I’m used to playing GBA games on my shiny DS Lite, half an hour on my lad’s GBA Micro has resulted in severe cramps in my left thumb.
Game Diary / March 8, 2007 / John / 0
Woah, what? I’ve only done 54.3% of the map and I’m at DEATH already? Oh well! His first form was pretty easy but the second form was harder. I used every potion I had, but he went down on the second attempt. I can now do a funky sickle throw thingy and I picked up
Game Diary / March 8, 2007 / John / 1
Hah! I can now walk on water, I’ve found part 3 of the map and have the poisontastic Hrunting (a nice shiny sword which is very fast and does loads of damage). So, scampering around the map got me into the floating garden which has routes to various unattached floaty rooms that have annoying hoppy-about-the-placey
Game Diary / March 7, 2007 / John / 1
See what I mean about it being pretty and colourful? Anyway – I’ve uncovered 34.1% of the map and really only popped back to Hammer (that man has a one-track-mind) to stock up on potions after Headhunter made me use them all. I’ve got a pretty good idea where to go next, but there’s a
Game Diary / March 7, 2007 / John / 0
Yaaaawn! Was on Warcraft for the first time in a couple of weeks last night to make some items to send to a guy at work. Bloody hell, what a chore it turned out to be! Not only that, but it was time which should have been spent whippeding skullotons in Castlevania 🙂 I think
Game Diary / March 6, 2007 / John / 0
Another lunchtime another boss battle. The happy chappy in this case was a particularly nasty little creature called head-hunter. Annoyingly, he had three forms (although the first arguably doesn’t count as it was so easy to dispatch) each more annoying that the last. Not difficult, just annoying. Anyway, with said boss dispatched, I now have