The Temple of Bague Wasting bandwidth since 1997 - Now in our 27th wasteful year!
Ramblings / August 23, 2004 / John / 0
Last Friday has been the 24th until I came in today and discovered it was only the 23rd today. Anyhoo, much silliness aside, let’s get on with the job in had. Which is MOANING. I have many things to moan about today, but here’s a few to get us started: Banks are gits. They charge
Ramblings / August 20, 2004 / John / 0
uJournal appear to have vanished up their own unmentionables in some form of freak accident (no doubt involving a leopard). After the world-famous Nelefa Blog (or Neleblog as we at Nelefa Towers fondly refer to it) being unavailable for over a week, we’ve decided to replace it with something we do ourselves. If you see
Rants / August 9, 2004 / John / 0
One of my children was stung by a wasp at the weekend. That sentence, on its own, paints quite a vivid picture, doesn’t it? Sort of. You see, the thing is this: a sting exists in nature as a defense mechanism, allowing small delicate insects to defend themselves against much larger predators. So, how does
Rants / August 9, 2004 / John / 0
NO! I do not want an eight foot long penis. I do not want to look at cavorting cheerleaders. I do not want a herbal alternative to viagra, and I most certainly do not want to see “Hot naked barely legal chicks getting off with giant octopus people from the third void of Quarg”. What
Rants / August 9, 2004 / John / 0
Alright, so I was in a shop the other morning, cruising for a nice chunk of biscuity goodness. I was perusing the shelves in a fairly nonchalant kinda way when my eye alighted on the straw that broke the camel’s back. Fox’s Sprinkle Crinkle Crunch. Sprinkle Crinkle Fucking Crunch, ladies and gentlemen. Apparently they’re sprinkled
Rants / August 9, 2004 / John / 0
“Would you like help with the packing?” Well, let me just check what I’m actually buying here. Hmmm. A bottle of milk. A bag of apples. Let me see – do I need help packing? Do I need help picking up a little bottle of milk and a small bag of apples, and placing them
Ramblings / June 15, 2004 / John
What a pile of nonsense. Apparently, the playground politics in Mayfield is getting more petty with each passing day. God, you’d think these people had nothing better to do with their time! Anyhoo, we watched an utterley amazing movie last night – goes by the name of Bubba Ho-tep. Essentially, the premise is that Elvis
Ramblings / June 14, 2004 / John
Not a lot been going on recently. Things have been fairly quite on the Dow front. We had a lovely day at the beach yesterday – Harmony was going mad with excitement – she’s never seen the sea before. The weather has been lovely (for Scotland).
Ramblings / June 10, 2004 / John
Two weeks ago Harmony was offered a place at a local nursery just 10 minutes walk from the boys school. She loves it there. I cant believe that after the summer she starts her preschool nursery year. On June 9th John and I had our 15th Wedding Anniversary. Life is carrying on here and time
Ramblings / May 21, 2004 / John
It’s been a while, hasn’t it? It’s been a very strange couple of months. It’s taking some time to get back into the swing of being in our old house again. Even now, it doesn’t feel quite right. Everything is too new, a touch uncomfortable. I suppose it’s to be expected but it doesn’t make