The Temple of Bague Wasting bandwidth since 1997 - Now in our 27th wasteful year!
Completed Games, Game Diary / June 5, 2005 / John
w00t! Destroyed the seperatists ship, so onto next area. Done: short outdoor Geonisis area. Longer indoor geonosis area. Short derelict indoor area. Short Kashyyk indoor area. Credits. “What?” you cry? Fecking CREDITS. Game c0mplet0rat0red. 7 hours on the the clock. Seven hours. That’s seven. One more than six and one less than eight. Seven. Big
Game Diary / June 4, 2005 / John
10 print “BLAM!! Boom! DududududududududududududududuKERBLOOEY!! BLAMBLAMBLAM!! Waaagagagagagaga CRUDD KERBLAM!!! BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMKRSSZZZZZZZZT!!!” 20 GOTO 10
Game Diary / June 3, 2005 / John
The bridge is blown in yet another pitched battle. Trundling on, through more corridors, (why is the phrase “you are in a maze of twisty tunnels all alike” spring to mind?) I encountered more Trandashans and blew them up. Then I found some droids and blew them up. Then I found an obstacle blocking my
Game Diary / June 2, 2005 / John
Sigh. More corridors. And it’s dark. And it’s pouring with rain. For god’s sake, mang! I live in SCOTLAND. Why would I want to play a game about RAIN of all things? Anyway, the action is hotting up – it’s one firefight after another. Nothing to rival Halo or Halo 2, natch, but entertaining non-the-less.
Game Diary / May 26, 2005 / John
Oh, thank god for that! Finally got off Geonosis. The last geonosis level (on the Trade Federation starship) is really annoying cos it involves doing some stuff to a time limit and I *hate* time limits. Anyhoo, I’ve now found myself in a decidedly spooky Mynoc infested derelict, creeping about (without my squadmates) looking for
Game Diary / May 26, 2005 / John
Got a loan of this from a bloke at work. Racing games just aren’t my bag, but everyone (you know who you are, redsmartie) has been nagging me to death to give it a go. So I’ll give it a go. At some point.
Game Diary / May 23, 2005 / John
I’ve had a bit of a gaming slump of late – must be the change of weather or something. I managed about forty-five minutes of Republic Commando last night, and about ten minutes of Battlefront (spurred on by RedSmartie popping up on iChat and demanding that I play the Kashyyk beachhead level). I really like
Game Diary / May 12, 2005 / John
Cloudy place: DEFEATED. Palace of Wind: ENTERED. I’ve noticed that the whole Big-then-Wee Minish Thingy has all but vanished from the game. I think the last time I shrank was about two dungeons ago. Anyhoo, that’s the whole world map (as far as I can tell) filled in, which means I must be on the
Game Diary / May 9, 2005 / John
COULDN’T STOP. But…… WATER ELEMENT GET! Another ACE boss battle, and I’m off to the Royal Valley.
Game Diary / May 9, 2005 / John
Temple of Droplets == TEH EVIL! Slippy floors, hideous drops and big spikey things == HARDEST. However…… Temple of Droplets == ACEBEST – Big stupid zappy mid-level boss had me barely able to see the screen through tears of laughter. Sadly, big spiky thing killed me just after spending AGES negotiating a particularly tricky slippy