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Game Diary / August 1, 2007 / John / 0
Woohoo! This game is just a work of genius from beginning to end. I solved the various little problem-ettes in the Boo house and headed back to toad town. Ok, so that sounds like it took about five minutes, right? Nah – with all the to-ing and fro-ing (not to mention a good fifteen minutes
Game Diary / August 1, 2007 / John / 0
See, I have this idea, fixed firmly in my spicy brain, that I’ve only just started Twilight Princess, but it’s really not the case. I’m at the first real dungeon, sure, (the forest temple doesn’t count cos (a) the first dungeon in Zelda is always a tutorial and (b) Zelda dungeons are numbered starting from
Game Diary / August 1, 2007 / John / 0
I’m monumentally rubbish at this but, bizarrely, still manage to finish races. So far, I’m struggling a bit with the silver courses (the Iceberg Run is a nightmare) because it’s too tempting to do huge stupid jumps that result in me falling off the course. I think I also need to put something other than
Game Diary / August 1, 2007 / John / 0
Weeeeee! Well, I wandered about for a wee while after doing Dry Dry desert and eventually headed back to Toad Town. Instead of wandering off doing some of the side stuff I was planning to do, I was drawn in to the Foresty bit by its extreme prettiness. Unfortunately, the forest is a bit of
Game Diary / July 29, 2007 / John / 5
There are so many awesome games on the Wii, DS and VC at the moment, that it’s getting kinda difficult to decide what to play sometimes. Anyhoo, Paper Mario won through tonight and I’ve romped through Dry Dry Ruins and officially ended the chapter. So, Star Spirit GET! Some of the dialogue in this area
Game Diary / July 26, 2007 / John / 1
Woohooooo! That’s a noise I say a lot recently. Excite Truck is just a thing of beauty. And it’s very simple. Basically, you have a truck. And it goes very very fast. And you do stupidly high/far/fast jumps. And stunts. And crashes. And stuff. And you still win the race! So far, I have bronze
Game Diary / July 19, 2007 / John / 2
This game is so bad I can’t even be bothered downloading the box art for this post. The 18 certificate should have told me all I needed to know, but I wasn’t prepared for the unpleasant, infantile and ugly morass awaiting me. I have better things to do with my life than “play” crap like
Game Diary / July 19, 2007 / John / 2
This is beginning to get a little scary. Britain has expelled four Russian diplomats. Now Russia has expelled four British diplomats. That’s how it begins! But before long, there’s NIPPING! and SLAPPING! and CHINESE BURNS! BBC NEWS | Politics | Russia expels four UK diplomats
Game Diary / July 18, 2007 / John / 0
Chapter Two. I’m currently rummaging about on the top of a mountain to get to dry dry desert and it’s inhabited by loads of orrible little things. They disguise themselves as pebbles and leap out at you when you don’t expect it. Trouble is, although they only have 2HP they have 2 defence which means
Game Diary / July 15, 2007 / John / 0
I forgot how little of this I’d actually played. Really just the short introductory dungeon. Anyhoo, I had a short go today and managed to EVENTUALLY get into the Goron city and beat the Goron Leader at sumo wrestling. I had a quick peak at the Goron Mines dungeon – just really a quick walk