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Game Diary / February 13, 2005 / John / 0
That was an exciting hour! A phenomenal pitched gun battle in a cottage, with some unexpected help. Was beaten upstairs and fought the nasty blighters off with incendiary grenades, but we won in the end. Only to be faced with a tough choice. Lots of small nasties or one big nasty. Still smarting from my
Game Diary / February 13, 2005 / John / 0
This is another one of those cracking titles that was buried under an avalanche of sub-standard sports titles and rehashed FPSen on release day. I’ve been going back to this game for years now – it’s a return to Rare’s roots. It plays not entirely unlike a combination of robotron and Atic Atac with some
Game Diary / February 13, 2005 / John / 0
Mohh – finally managed to rescue the goil, although I have to say that ferrying the useless beggar around the place is a little tiresome. Having said that, I only actually played alongside the girl for a few minutes, so I’ll reserve judgement for now.
Game Diary / February 10, 2005 / John / 0
Haha! Take that, big ugly stupid thing. I sneer in your general direction! Fnoo!
Rants / February 9, 2005 / John / 0
Plenitude Action Liposomes. Nutrigrain. Ambi-pur Liquifresh. Excuse me? It’s the new black! Somewhere, some advertising nob-end decided “Hey, I know! Let’s advertise all our products by making up new words! We could just chop up bits of existing words and stick em together to make new ones!” So, I have a quest – I’m sitting
Dynamite Dan, Games Development / February 8, 2005 / John / 0
I haven’t done a single bit of remake coding for ages – just got too many other things to do. This doesn’t mean that Dynamite Dan and Wizards Lair are off, by any means – they’re not. They’re just two of the many things I have bubbling away on the stove right now. So where
Game Diary / February 8, 2005 / John / 0
Aaaaaaaargh! Big Thing! Comes through a gate! It’s BIG and it’s FAST and it keeps hitting me with trees! Waaaaaaaah!
Game Diary / February 7, 2005 / John / 0
There we are again – another couple of hours spent shotting ‘orrible things (which have a nasty habit of changing into other ‘orrible things). The lake boss is one of the most inventive bosses I’ve come across in a long time, and the graphical effects used to depict the ongoing thunderstorm are simply jaw dropping.
Game Diary / February 6, 2005 / John / 0
This is a well kept secret! It’s a shareware game where you play an avenging ninja bunny and get to pick fights with evil bunnies and wolves. Fair enough, it’s a little lacking in the modern graphics department, but it does boast some lovely matrix stylee blurry replays not to mention the best combat system
Game Diary / February 6, 2005 / John / 0
I have a horsey! It’s called Laura (thanks, Harmony). It makes galloping about town a bit quicker, that’s for sure. And, I’ve discovered that Nami likes flowers…..