Author: John

Investigate! Infiltrate! Squeal like a girl!

Gah – Resident Evil 4 again, folks. Ok, so after some amazing winchy madness (and a really nice snipey bit) I’m finding myself acting like a girl in a bad horror movie and going into the SEWERS where NO ONE SANE would go. To make matters worse, I have much less ammunition than I’d like

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More Resident Evil 4

I’m making a lot of RE4 entries and not making much progress because I really only get half an hour at a time to spend on gaming these days. I just seem to be very busy all the time. Anyway, last night was fun – charging into a room full of scary monk types (with

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No games, just lots and lots of snow.

It was bizarre. It took 45 minutes to do a 5 minute drive, because the wheels kept on spinning and the car was skiting all over the road. People had given up on our hill and just abandoned their cars at the road end, the schools were closed, and the kids were having a great

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Resident Evil 4

The castle prison sequence is sheer brilliance. I ended up being killed because I was giggling maniacally like a silly person. Best. Game. Ever.

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Star Wars: Battlefronts (Xbox)

Gaaaaaaah! Now I’m the first to admit that my wee lad (Matthew) is a bit of a sharpshooter when it comes to gunning down Imperial Scum, but why does he always have to choose ME? Honestly – there’s no escaping the wee beggar. — Now Playing — God Save the Queen from the album “Never

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Resident Evil 4 (GameCube)

Gah, episode 3 is creepy. Particularly in the sound department. It’s quite reminiscent of the Cradle in Thief 2, but with a lot more spooky blokes lurching around the place. It’s still staying firmly lodged in my “Best Game Ever” category, though. I thought the ballistas chucking Big Fiery Balls Of Death, were particularly well

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Resident Evil 4 – Gamecube

The Village Leader – the boss to end all bosses? Good grief – what an outstanding bit of creature design that was! And I have to say, I never thought I’d find myself in such an intense fire fight in a resident evil game! Sadly, it was over all too quickly, because I know something

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Resident Evil 4 (GameCube)

Gaaaaah! I’m on a lift and people keep lobbing sickles at me! Stoppit! One of the most worrying traits of this game is the way that you occasionally come across a scrap of paper detailing a hideous and scary ambush that’s been laid for you and you *have* to go that way. It does give

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Harvest Moon – Friends of Mineral Town (GBA)

This one has been getting quite a bit of play recently, due to the sheer loveliness of the Nintendo DS’s screens. Having a proper backlight, rather than the frontlight of the SPs, is just lovely. Only downside is that my right hand (on the buttons) gets a little cramped after extended play on the DS.

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Resident Evil 4 (Gamecube)

No – it was the RIGHT choice. Gubbing the dirty great stompy thing is hard enough without thon silly girl dashing around getting herself killed. I thought I may be able to leg it past the thing, but it just takes too long to shoot the chains off the door. I think I’ll take my

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