Metroid Zero Mission (GBA)
NeYaaaaargh! Mother Brain is a dirty great pulsating GIT. If I’m not being knocked into the lava I’m being flattened by her Gaze Of Death. I suspect I’m not using the screw attack to best advantage. FAIL. Must Try Harder.
The Temple of Bague Wasting bandwidth since 1997 - Now in our 27th wasteful year!
Game Diary / September 28, 2005 / John / 0
NeYaaaaargh! Mother Brain is a dirty great pulsating GIT. If I’m not being knocked into the lava I’m being flattened by her Gaze Of Death. I suspect I’m not using the screw attack to best advantage. FAIL. Must Try Harder.
Game Diary / September 27, 2005 / John
Mother Brain Found! Mother Brain ripped my spine out through my arse. Gah. I’m going to have to try a different strategy. Wonder if there’s a way to take out those irritating stingy polo-fruit type things. Or the cannons. Or the lava. The giant pulsating brain I can handle – it’s all the ancillary wierdness
Games Development / September 27, 2005 / John / 0
This is the Macintosh port of Andy Noble’s Lunar Jetman remake. It requires OS X. This game is completely free but please don’t cover mount it without permission. Download Here. Incidentally – I’m skint. Please consider making a donation of 5USD using the button below. You don’t have to, but it would help towards bandwidth
Games Development / September 27, 2005 / John / 1
This is a Macintosh port of Andy Noble’s magnificent remake of Jetset Willy. This game is completely free, but please don’t cover mount it without permission. Requires OS X. Download Here. Incidentally – I’m skint. Please consider making a donation of 5USD using the button below. You don’t have to, but it would help towards
Games Development / September 27, 2005 / John / 9
Manic Miner has been around for a long time and has been available on platforms ranging from the original Sinclair Spectrum to o2 mobiles. Well, I’ve ported Andy Noble’s wonderful remake of Manic Miner to the Mac as well. You’ll need OS X to run this, but it’s ACEBEST. This game is completely free but
Game Diary / September 27, 2005 / John / 0
How could I have forgotten! Before moving on to the Metroid infested area, I kicked Ridley in the spleen to repay it for my earlier humiliation. Now, moving swiftly on – one hour’s play at lunchtime has seen me moving across a single deck to the next save point. Metroid’s are fecking evil. It’s the
Game Diary / September 26, 2005 / John
7 Hours in. Screw Attack Get! It’s a mixed blessing really. Ok, it opens up loads of new areas and is a very effective attack strategy, but it can make negotiating tricky areas a tad more difficult due to its habit of annihilating platforms. Anyway, I’ve reached Taurian and finding corridors full of dead space
Game Diary / September 26, 2005 / John
SUPER MISSILE GET! Yay! Gubbed by Ridley. Boo!
The Tube / September 26, 2005 / John
Muhh – watched this last night. Well, we had to really – after watching Jurassic Park and all. God, the dialogue in this movie is dreadful 🙂 I mean, in the original it was reasonable, with the exception of Sam Jackson’s Liscene(sp?) speech, but in Lost World it’s a never ending stream of techno-babble blurted
Game Diary / September 26, 2005 / John
Best Metroid Game EVAR. Ahem. Let’s see – five hours in – VARIA SUIT GET! HIGH JUMP GET! WAVE BEAM GET! SPEED BOOST GET! 120 MISSILES GET! FOUR ENERGY UNITS GET! SOME OTHER STUFF I’VE FORGOTTEN GET! Oh no! Ridley’s spacecraft has landed and I have a funny feeling I’m very soon going to be