Author: John

A Knights Tale (2001)

0 Nil Zilch Nada It’s a ZERO LARRY MOVIE. Absolutely unprecedented. Mined ewe, it’s entirely possible that Larrys hadn’t been invented in medieval times.

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Delhi’s deputy mayor killed by monkeys | The Register

“Delhi’s deputy mayor SS Bajwa died yesterday as a result of “serious head injuries” after falling from his first-floor terrace while attempting to fight off a pack of wild monkeys, the BBC reports.” Whu? The sounds like the kind of thing the British Government would come up with. Delhi’s deputy mayor killed by monkeys |

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Friday 13th (1980)

1! One single Larry! I’m shocked, to say the least. This film stands up much better than I expected it to, and for some reason is a lot more entertaining than I remembered.

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Ubuntu media server – reprise.

OK, so some of you will remember this article where I was babbling on at great length about setting up a media center using mp3, jinzora, and so on. Well, I hit a small snag a bit down the line and thought I’d share the adventure with you lot. Basically, the problem is this: mpd

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BBC NEWS | Scotland | Rail services hit by festive work

Right. Now pay attention while I make something completely clear. It’s  not “The Festive Season”. Neither is it “The Holiday Season”. It’s CHRISTMAS. That’s right, CHRISTMAS. With the word CHRIST in it. If you don’t celebrate Christmas, well, then that’s a shame but we’re all entitled to our beliefs. Just as we are entitled to

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On Facebook: An Open Letter to Everyone

OK. So, yesterday I received my 13th request from a semi-stranger to join his network on Facebook. Let me make this as completely clear as I possibly can, to save anyone else from asking. I do not have a facebook account. I will never have a facebook account. I have no interest whatsoever in YOUR

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