Author: John

First Barbie of 2008

It had to be done, you know. The sun was out, the temperature was above zero, and I had some burgers in need of cooking. OK, so it wasn’t a full on steaks, onions and marinades job, but that doesn’t matter – it’s officially light at teatime and the barbeque season is therefore upon us.

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Shiny Blue Newness

Well this is pretty! It’s like having a haircut and a shave and a new t-shirt, all at the same time! I felt it was time for a change because, pretty as the old Temple of Bague theme was, a change is as good as a nod to a blind bat, as they say. They

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Did you think a manifesto pledge meant something?

According to a blog I’ve just come across, Gordon Brown has testified in court (via legal representation, one would expect) that manifesto pledges aren’t actually something to take seriously. Really? Is there more to life than shoes?: Did you think a manifesto pledge meant something?

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Dewey’s Adventure (Wii)

Dewey’s Adventure is just lovely. It’s hard to imagine a cuter game ever existing. Basically, you’re a little blob of water who bottom-scrapes around the place rescuing little cute things from big evil cute things. You can transform into a little cute icy thing for doing cute melee attacks and a little gaseous cloud for

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Pitchfork!

Ok, so those of you who read my article on MPD & Jinzora may have had a play with Jinzora since I published it. And it’s very good. One complaint I’d level at it, though, is that it can be a little sluggish on lower end boxes (like the one I’m running it on). Anyhoo,

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Changes are Afoot

Don’t see much point in continuing to run $hlmun of web sites – a bit daft really. So www.nelefa.org, www.chewbury.net and a’ the bad yins are now collected together under the mighty umbrella of The Temple Of Bague. So there.

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Goto

This is an old comic strip but, as I refer people (for values of people usually equal to programmers) to it at least weekly, I reckoned it should be immortalised here. Oh – as well as being old, it’s also the Best Cartoon Ever(tm). Well, here it is.

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Viviane Reding misses the point

In a recent report, the European Union commissioner for information society and media made a breathtakingly naive statement in support of DRM, mere days after consumer pressure has managed to convince the mainstream music publishers that applying arbitrary restrictions to users use of the music they’ve bought is a bad idea. The last thing the anti-DRM

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Political Correctness runs amok again

A bloke I know works for the Britannia Building Society. He’s just received the following internal memo. Piggy Banks or Froggy Banks? As a result of feedback received from our members through the Feedback Café, we have made changes to our Piggy Bank Promotion. We were made aware that we have members and potential members

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Beeb censors Fairytale of New York | The Register

See? I told you! Nothing is sacred any more – the politically correct brigade are entwined so deeply into the fabric of our society that we can no longer express ourselves artistically. What a load of utter crap. Beeb censors Fairytale of New York | The Register

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