Author: John

The pain! The pain!

So anyway, long-term nelefans will know that I’ve attempted to stop smoking many times. Well, it’s time to do it again, but this time with the help of my trusty ipod, a Nike+ running thingy, some science and some stats! See I’m a sucker for stats – nothing motivates me more than shaving a few seconds

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Anniversaries

They all seem to come along at once! On the 9th of this month, my wife and I will have been married for 19 years. What a scary thought! Then, on the 12th, nelefa.org celebrates its 12th birthday!  And they’re both remarkable events – the wedding anniversary because it’s incredible that my wife has put

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Bathgate Highland Games

I’ve never been to Highland Games before (although I’ve seen them on the telly) and being in the town five miles down the road it was rude not to go. And it was completely awesome. We all basically just sat about on the grass for a couple of hours watching the larger and hairier variants

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Last month’s desktop

 deKay occasionally posts a screenshot of his current desktop on his blog, just so people can see what wallpaper he’s using. Well, this is a bandwagon I’m happy to jump on, given how frequently my desktop wallpaper changes. It often has a picture of a member of my family on it, and on those occasions

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The best sales call ever.

I’ve just taken a cold call at work. It went: “Good afternoon, is it you that looks after the ‘phone systems in your organisation?” “Yes,” I say, “that would be me.” “Ah excellent. My name is XXXXXX and I’m calling from Primus. Do you know anything about voice over IP?” “Yes. Yes, I do,” quoth

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Thirtynineminutesfortysevenseconds

Well, my lovely wife not only managed to raise a fair bit of sponsorship for the local school, but she also managed to complete the 5 kilometer race in quite a respectable time! She had originally planned to dander round at her own pace but then realised that a lot of the others were quite

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My Life as a King (WiiWare)

Well, I’ve had a longer go now and can safely say this is ACEBEST. It’s kinda like a cross between football manager and sim city, but very much simpler than both. Basically, you build a city, hire and train adventurers and send them out to do random stuff. I’m only a short way into it,

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Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: My Life as a King (Wiiware)

I’ve not played this long enough to give any kind of gameplay description – just sufficient to spot a gotcha which may be helpful to others, and to say that it’s very cutesy. The gotcha – if the game seems to hang on the “Create Save Game” screen and not respond to keypresses, check if

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Wanders

One of the nice things about working in Musselburgh is that it’s a lovely place to be on a sunny day. This lunchtime, safely cocooned in my ipod, I went for a wander down to the harbour (literally across the road from work) and sat there for a wee while eating my lunch, then went

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