Author: John

Ace Lyric #6

Alone in the clouds all blue Lying on an eiderdown Yippee! You can’t see me But I can you Pink Floyd w/ Syd Barrett – Flaming

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SSL with Oracle

Ok, so we all know there’s The Oracle Way and The Wrong Way (at least according to Oracle DBAs who aren’t me). Well, today I had to renew the SSL cert for an iAS installation. This isn’t something that would make me think twice – I’ve been dealing with SSL setups since 1996, or thereabouts,

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ACE Lyric #5

Since I was no bigger than a weevil they’ve told me I was evil that if bad was a boot then I’d fit it. I’ve been a wicked little lady but I’ve been trying hard lately ah, f**k it I’m a monster I admit it. Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds – The Curse of

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Server Abuse

I’ve just had a server returned by a client. Apparently it keeps overheating and dying. It’s a 1u box and they swear blind they’ve left a ventilation gap and have aircon in the server room. So, I popped the lid and had a look.  The first thing that struck me was the amount of muck,

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It’s Wednesday, and we all know what that means.

Yup, for want of anything better to say, its time for some introspective navel-gazing. And today it’s about music – specifically the weird things that happen to your taste in music as you get older. See, my taste in music has always been a bit odd, with Richard Wagner happily sharing shelf space with Metallica or Turisas

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ACE Lyric #3

“Yobadobba yobadobba yobadobba yobadobba yobadobba yobadobba yom POM POM! Yobadobba yobadobba yobadobba yobadobba yobadobba yobadobba yom POM POM! Ahhhh Ahhhhh AHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH AAAHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH!” Focus – “Hocus Pocus”

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ACE Lyric #2

“As the sun beats down and I lie on the bench, I can always hear them talk. Me? I’m just a lawnmower. You can tell me by the way I walk.” Genesis – “I Know What I Like (In Your Wardrobe)”

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Ace Lyric #1

Well, there’s a turnip for the books. Last couple of days, I’ve twittered a random lyric that I’d either been listening to or just popped into my head. Imagine my surprise when I started getting TONS of feedback from people who either liked the lyric and wanted to know the song, hated it, or anything

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Undecided

This is either the most loltastic lolcat EVER or the most terrifying thing since The Grudge.

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LOLz

I don’t often repeat internet memes in a public place, but I felt I had to make an exception for this one. more animals

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