Pah
Ikea make nice furniture indeed. They make cheap tat that falls apart if you give it so much as a hard stare. That and there’s the tortuous process of actually buying it – you hike around a weavy path looking at randomly displayed stuff and write down all the warehouse information, then you go to the warehouse and lug it all off the shelves yourself and then once you’ve paid for it, you still have to lug it across to the delivery section and pay thirty quid to have it delivered.
It also tends to be full of stupid people.
I Don’t Like Ikea(tm)