Phoenix Wright – Ace Attorney (Nintendo DS)

Game Diary / December 13, 2005 / John / 0

Mwaha! Managed to get an ajournment at the end of day one of trial three by casting aspersions on Ms Oldbag, the mental security officer. Turns out her evidence was a pile of incomplete poo, so I’m off investigating again.

Finally tracked down the Director, Sal Manella, who talks in TEH C0mEDY L33t!!!11!one! It’s a pity the game doesn’t allow text input cos I’m pretty convinced that a cry of ‘B4ByL0n 5 iS TEH suXX0rZ11!!11!’ would have him eating out of my hand. Except it’s not suXX0rz, now, it’s ‘sucksores’ 🙂

Anyhoo, there’s a key I need to get, but Ms Oldbag the scary hell monster is thwarting my attempts to get it. I have a cunning plan in action which will hopefully get her out of the way….

John

UNIX geek, wannabe cook, musician, book-lover, and all round good-guy.