Magical Starsign (DS)
Ok. So, I hunted down and defeated a Hermit Lab. Yes, that’s right, a labrador that lives in a shell. It had made off with the key to a lockbox containing batteries. Because the owner of the lockbox couldn’t power his furnace, he nicked the head of my robot to use instead. Anyway, with key safely returned, my big robot joined the party! Hooray!
Which is just as well, because I’m off to attack some PIRATES! Except they’re not just pirates, they’re OTTER PIRATES. Except I keep running to things which cast an annoying spell called “Stabby Jags” or “Jaggy Stabs” or something on me. It’s better than having “Reformat Face” cast on me, but only just.
This game is just mental.
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