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According to the BBC, swimming about in green stuff has the effective of – well – staining you green. And for those doubting thomases amongst us who may be sceptical of this, they’ve even provided a video of a polar bear. With green on it.
I’m glad my license fee is going towards this kind of reporting. I’m eagerly anticipating the story where they demonstrate that tripping people up makes them fall over.
Please note that the above image is just that – an image. It doesn’t link to anything because I don’t want it to.
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