Binary Cookery
Why is it?
Why?
Why do I have a binary cooker?
It has four gas outlets. One small, two medium and one large.
Each of these outlets has six settings – from off to full.
This is fine.
This is not, however, reality.
The reality is that my cooker is a binary cooker. It has two temperatures.
It has off.
It has FIRES OF HELL.
I’m trying to build a curry and it’s kinda tough to do with all the demons of Gehenna attempting to cremate everything that comes within a mile of it.