Binary Cookery

Why is it?

Why?

Why do I have a binary cooker?

It has four gas outlets. One small, two medium and one large.

Each of these outlets has six settings – from off to full.

This is fine.

This is not, however, reality.

The reality is that my cooker is a binary cooker. It has two temperatures.

It has off.

It has FIRES OF HELL.

I’m trying to build a curry and it’s kinda tough to do with all the demons of Gehenna attempting to cremate everything that comes within a mile of it.

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