Stupid Stuff On Things You Buy Part 2

Rants / January 5, 2005 / John / 0

Dear oh fecking dear.

I bought a plastic bottle of “Channel Islands Milk” from Tesco. That’s the creamy, slightly golden, milk from Jersey Cows. I was pouring a glass of it when a small flash of colour caught my eye.

There, on the side of the bottle, was an allergy warning.

ALLERGY WARNING!

it proclaimed.

CONTAINS MILK!

Contains. Fecking. Milk.

I’m too fecking sickened by the stupidity of society and the lawyer-cowed wankers of big business to comment any further. I hate you all.

John

UNIX geek, wannabe cook, musician, book-lover, and all round good-guy.