God in Heaven! Keep that thing AWAY from me!
Aaaargh! We’re now at the point where the loss adjuster is starting to think about sending out cheques for parts of our house contents. While this may sound like a good thing, Debbie is beginning to gaze hungrily at the Ikea catalogue :-/
On a cheerier note, I have an idea for a book that is bordering on libellous but very very funny 🙂